Oil Tasting T-Shirts

'When it comes to softening ear-wax, would you recommend centrifuged or uncentrifuged?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Cheese

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Car Breast-Feeding

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Energy trap.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Fuels paradise.

'How's the curry?.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Beer versus Wine

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

People wanted For Taste Test.

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'