Oil Rig Humorist Prints

Oil Workers

reincarnated worm...

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Guide fish.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Man painting MOM on boat

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'We're drifting apart.'

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

'I got one this small.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Fish near-death experiences.