Petrol Humorist Prints

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

A horse and rider go to fetch some petrol for a stranded horse trailer.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Flight simulator'

CLEAR!

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

A Semicolon.

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'I can't turn it off.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Oil Workers

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Hot Water from the bath.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

New Uses For Excess Coal

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."