Coal Miner Humorist Prints

Joe Manchin gets the one thing worse than coal this year.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

This is where Brent council sends you

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

A cow's bedside table.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Global Warming.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Oil Workers

"He's being retrained."

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

"Let me guess: Another splinter?"