Oil Pipeline Worker Pillows

"This is your third cousin Bernardo. He worked for an oil pipeline company for 30 years and kept it a secret."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'