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Oil at $100 a barrel

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

'Psst.'

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Dow Jones drop

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Customer Convention

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

What We're Fighting For

"Woo-hoo!"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'