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Oil War

What We're Fighting For

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

Gas prices

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Chinese stock market

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Standard And P****d.

Travel looks strong!

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Falling graphs.

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Exchange Rate.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"