Oil Prices T-Shirts

Your last chance to afford petrol.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Who is to blame?'

"Woo-hoo!"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

Venice Floods

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Oil on Mars.

The Oil of Iran

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel