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"Aren't you concerned about the environmental impact of expanded offshore drilling..?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

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"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

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"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

If there were no religion...s

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'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

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'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.