Oil Debate Enthusiasts Mugs

"Aren't you concerned about the environmental impact of expanded offshore drilling..?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Where clean coal comes from.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Fuels paradise.

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Play It Safe

If there were no religion...s

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

The Hole that Divides

"Waiter! There's something evolving in my primordial soup!"

Rising Oil Prices.