Office Workout Enthusiast Gifts

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Storm in the out tray

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Office Safety.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Heavy Workload

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

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"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

The Executive Manual of Exercise

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"Want to win?"

"Our mandatory fitness program has nothing to do with health. It generates electricity, which saves the company money."

'Putting, not puttering.'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"Do your really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?"

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

"This candidate is completely qualified, but I don't think his ping-pong skills are quite what we're hoping for."

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

People in the office heeded the warning that sitting too long in front of a computer was bad for their health.

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."