Office Space Visionaries Gifts

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Lumbar support animal

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

"Sold his air rights."

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'You suck.'

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'What happens in the board room stays in the board room, Hawkins!'

House building chart (like steps).

'I can't stand 'Yes men'!'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Piano desk.

Pop-up neighborhood

"So how did the team respond to your ideas about changing the office?"

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'