Office Space Visionaries Pillows

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Lumbar support animal

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Sold his air rights."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'You suck.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'What happens in the board room stays in the board room, Hawkins!'

House building chart (like steps).

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'I can't stand 'Yes men'!'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

Pop-up neighborhood

"So how did the team respond to your ideas about changing the office?"

Piano desk.

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"