Office Space Curator Pillows

"Phew! It was justa dream."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Shoe addict.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Board Game Hunter

"The new house is almost ready!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Books / Coffee table books

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Two stressed drinking birds

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'I must have that painting for my office.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."