Office Settings Pillows

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

Senior Management Slacker

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

The best financial decision I ever made.

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'These are job perks.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."