Office Secret Santa Pillows

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

'So it's agreed then. Sir Galahad will head the Grail Fact Finding Mission!'

"I'm sure there's more to the grievance procedure than sending increasingly angry emojis. . .""

Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"Emails keep disrupting me."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

... and this section is for the people who wrote computer manuals.

"Mr. Driscoll can't come to the phone right now. This is Mr. Driscoll's Ficus benjamina"

Tiddles made a mental note to stop watching silly human videos on her work laptop.

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Man it's freezing in here! I don't know who it is but someone keeps turning off the heating!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'