Work Secret Santa Pillows

"Do all of your Bluetooth devices randomly pair up with each other and do Secret Santa?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

Wares/Wears: 'Soft...Hard...Under.'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."