Office Savants Mugs

'Yeah, it gets lonely at the top.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Where was I?

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I love your optimism."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Cafe Burns.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

Tax Collector