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'Yeah, it gets lonely at the top.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Lemonade Inc.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Where was I?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"I love your optimism."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cafe Burns.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'