Office Pool Organizer T-Shirts

'His strength lies in organizing office pools.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Inout baskets.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

The Perfect Cannonball

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Two stressed drinking birds

A termite practical joke.

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Sturm & Drang

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."