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'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

"Harlow is not a real feminist. He's upset that in the office pool, he picked the senate voting against Kavanaugh."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Cruise.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

The Interloper.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Chick Billiard Ball

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Pool lovers

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .