Office Politics Commentator Gifts

'Here's your chance to blame someone else!'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'I'm going to give you a nice office where you'll be easier to ignore.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"That one shows our office cliques."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."