Office Politics Commentator Mugs

'Here's your chance to blame someone else!'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'I'm going to give you a nice office where you'll be easier to ignore.'

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Trump Poutine

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Laughingstock

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"That one shows our office cliques."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."