Office Political Strategist Pillows

'Guard your back around here. The company's mascot is a scapegoat.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"What was I thinking?!"

The economy.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

We Used to Build Things

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Impotent Democracy

Euro Bait

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

"We're looking for people to fire."

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

The Election Strategy