Office Political Strategist Mugs

'Guard your back around here. The company's mascot is a scapegoat.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

The economy.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Euro Bait

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"We're looking for people to fire."

The Election Strategy

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'