Public Policy Strategist Pillows

The economy.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

The president's men

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Greek Trampoline

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Population rocket

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

The Problem with World Population Growth

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Bureau of Power to the People

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'