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"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Jungle Stores.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance