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"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Woof"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

-I'm prepared to pay you more if you work hard. -I knew there'd be a catch.

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'