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'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

A man rakes a tree

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

Office Park

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Christmas tree exchange

Deer Cross Dressing.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"Woof"

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'You weren't here to say no.'

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'