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"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

Glastonbury. After.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I love this time of day."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Turtle Trailer Court

A man rakes a tree

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Beginning Yarder.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Not to mention the park view."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'