Office Hero Admirer Pillows

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

The Boss.

"I'm going in."

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."