Office Comedy Admirer Pillows

"I think it's time I told you my little secret, Miss Bigelow!"

"She got promoted. She's now the Labrador receiver."

Gilligan's Elevator.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Yes, can I help you?'

TV jester.

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'