Office Grandeur Lover Mugs

"Do you know who you're talking to, Buster? You're talking to the guy with the biggest desk, biggest chair, longest drapes, and highest ceiling in the business!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'