Office Decor Debate Winner Pillows

Workaholic on a cruise

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Two stressed drinking birds

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

To be or not to be in-trays.

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."