Office Decor Debate Winner Prints

Workaholic on a cruise

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Two stressed drinking birds

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

To be or not to be in-trays.

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'