Office Decor Appreciator Prints

'No they're not photos of my 'loved ones', that's the wife and kids.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Dog eat dog.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Two stressed drinking birds

Big desks take time.