Desk Decor Critic Pillows

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Two stressed drinking birds

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'This better be important.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Workaholic on a cruise

"In"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Bad Office Planning

Working Vacation.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.