Office Comic Collector Pillows

"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."

"You mind punching out first?"

'The problem is that this problem management team has got more members than there are workers who can cause problems!'

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

suggestion box

'This is the slowest business has been since suitcases got wheels.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1