Office Comfort Connoisseur Gifts

Working Environment

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Bookworm Sleepover

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Second aid

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

Maids At Home.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

Covid - Comfort Candles

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.