Office Comfort Connoisseur Gifts

Working Environment

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Bookworm Sleepover

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Second aid

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Maids At Home.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

Covid - Comfort Candles

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.