Home Comfort Connoisseur Gifts

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bookworm Sleepover

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Unicorn Working From Home

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Second aid

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

Watching telly

E-Z Livin'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Fireplace Projector.