Home Comfort Aficionado Gifts

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'There's no place like home. The overwhelming smell for a start.'

'We just got Jimmy a waterbed.'

"Hello Mum. Of course I look tired, I've been battling the whole morning changing a duvet cover!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"You're never home."

Unicorn Working From Home

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Sleepy Bunny

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Fireplace Projector.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Brew?'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Decorators at Home

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'Isn't it great?!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'