Office Assistant Pillows

"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"

"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"

'Oh, that's not my PC sir, that's my TV.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

Organic Filing

"What is it, Ms. Farnsworth? I asked not to be disturbed unless it was extremely important!"

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

surprised looking man scanning a document

"One of those fish with the eyes on the same side to see you, sir."

"No—a bigger box."

Wait Coordinator

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"Stephanie, trash the amended proposal and fax our original offer back to Heapstead."

'So what do we know about this Thor guy?'

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

In and Out Tray

"These figures don't add up, Smithson."

Man over loaded with sheets of paper and an 'IN' tray

"Someone from collections is here to see you."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"...We remain, sincerely yours...."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."

"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."

"Miss Crutchfield, have you gone mad?"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

"A robot was doing my job, but it quit."