Office Administrator Pillows

'The assistant to the physician's assistant will see you now.'

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'You'll like it here, Clayton. In fact it's one of our rules.'

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'Company Plannin Department'

'I like to reward my employees for doing a good job. That's why I keep treats in my pockets when I walk past the cubicles.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'We use a modified 'carrot and stick' approach here - We've done away with the carrot.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape - now the mess is all digital.'

Rejectionist

Rowing Club 'In and out trays'

"It was a compromise. We got to keep our jobs, but our lunch break was outsourced to Romania."

"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

'Steve. we know you do the work of three people around here, but, unfortunately we've out sourced those three jobs.'

Accountant to secretary: 'Round up to the nearest ten, Miss Filstrup. It's casual Friday!'

'...Just go ahead and fire the person in it.'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

"Barry, post this announcement that we're discontinuing 'Dress Like You're Working At Home Fridays.'"

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

"You know, I think they've gone too far with this whole paperless office thing..."

"It's funny they ask us to approve the minutes when, honestly, they feel more like hours."

'We're so downsized, we have to outsource our office gossip.'

'When I decided to leave my boring nine to five existence and run away to join the circus, I never expected to end up working in your administration department!'

"We had to hire extra help for our help desk."

Keep working or you will be fired.

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Mr. Crandall just stepped away from his desk... may I help you?'

'I don't care if you're not feeling well, you're not allowed to call in sick.'

Sue decided that her own office 'Red Tape Challenge' wouldn't be a bad idea...

"I've just been spiffing up my image a bit."

ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."