Offbeat Museum Founders Pillows

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Imagine

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Stampede!!'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Bottom House

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

Cat and Mouse

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Devil selling angel wings.

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

Valet Barking

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

Elephant at Car Wash.

"I think you wound it too tight."