Offbeat Advice Seeker Pillows

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'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

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"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

A Bug's Life Advice

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

"Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the worst."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'