Off-season Travel T-Shirts

'Don't think discomfort, think off-season rates!'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Airport Security.

Daughters on the beach

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

A private jet takes off

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Camping.

Airplane Mode.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Ah...here they are!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Airport Bored Rooms

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.