Off-season Birthday Gifts

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The little engine that delegated

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Knights

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Autumn Dog

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Laugh break

'...but I'm already working as slow as I can.'

'I hate the job I'm lucky to have.

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

Wares/Wears: 'Soft...Hard...Under.'

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'