Off-season Birthday Mugs

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The little engine that delegated

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

Knights

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Autumn Dog

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'...but I'm already working as slow as I can.'

Laugh break

'I hate the job I'm lucky to have.

Wares/Wears: 'Soft...Hard...Under.'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'