Off-roading Gifts

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

We're now going off road'

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Deranged Rover'

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

An off-road vehicle driving across the tops of other vehicles (ie, off-road) to avoisd a traffic jam.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Ooh, we're going off-road!'

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

Ernie, there's a lot missing in this ad for your little 4-wheel drive vehicle! The faulty electrical system and leaky fuel line make it a huge fire hazard! It's in there. I say "It's not just transportation, it's an adventure!" What about the steering problems? I say "You'll be astonished at the places this vehicle will take you!" And the defective brakes? I say "It'll drive right through anything!" Ernie, it's been up on the blocks for weeks! That's right at the top in big, bold letter

Buch of 5x5's

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

GOAT PATH

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Typical 'Faux pas Four'.

'She's a beauty all right, and as soon as I find a second job to pay for the gas we'll take her for a spin!'

Hummer driver.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Of course you can get a car up there, if you carry it.'

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"You and your, 'we've got a SUV, let's take the scenic back roads."

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."