Oenophilia Pillows

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Two wine tasters

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I make it myself!"

"Yes, the new chateau D'Alsace has a youthful, lively bouquet. . . it's even a bit cheeky!"

"Not right now - can I get back to you when I've aged my wine collection?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'It was great. I hated it.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Brexit

Lisbon Treaty.

Federica Mogherini

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

David Cameron and Europe

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Let's do the continental.

Brexit Seasons

"Something from our wine list?"

The lady's not for turning.

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

Tony Blair - EU budget.

Martin Schulz

Brexit."It's all Greek to me!"

Paradise: Collection of wine